Cocaine Cowgirl

Cocaine Cowgirl is a high-octane, campus catastrophe, staged like the act-one finale of a messy pop musical. On the biggest party night of the year, golden-boy frat bro Ryan walks into what he thinks is a rager—and finds himself center stage in a DIY “Maury”-style Intervention thrown by his fed-up friend Roni, a living-room full of drunk frat guys, and a chorus of sorority girls watching like a live studio audience. As the coke comes out and the receipts start flying, jokes hit as hard as the lines, secrets detonate, and a ridiculously large glittery sex toy pulled from a sock drawer becomes the unlikely prop in a show about loyalty, denial, and who actually "belongs" to whom—proving that on this campus, nobody’s sober, nobody’s innocent, and absolutely nobody is “fine.”